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You know it’s hot when…

  1. You’ve been getting hot flashes, and you’re a man.
  2. You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather.
  3. Pigs complain about sweating like fat humans.
  4. You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
  5. The swans in the park come in “original recipe” and “extra crispy.”
  6. Hot air balloons can’t go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
  7. People walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames.
  8. Your son’s braces make blisters on his lips.
  9. The hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot.
  10. Your utility company sends you flowers and a sweet note thanking you for your business.

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