Top 10 Ways to know it’s time for a new car
- The rear defogger broke, so pushing it in winter makes for cold hands.
- The french fries, burger wrappers and paper cups no longer keep out the water when it rains.
- The city asks you to sell it or either apply for recognition as a historical landmark.
- Someone asks you the color of your car and you cannot remember.
- You avoid neighborhoods with posted noise ordinances.
- An Amish family yells at you for going too slow as they pass you in their buggy.
- You roll down your window to give a homeless guy some change and he hands you a dollar.
- Your kids carry pillows to use as airbags.
- You cannot use your garage because “reverse” hasn’t worked in 2 years.
- People pushing Yugos laugh at you.
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You leave your truck parked come back and its on fire
Your car has more rust than paint and your afraid to wash it.
The only way to keep the left side mirror is to tie it to the door
You carry a toolbox, oil, spare battery, and duct tape in your trunk — just in case.
You know more about your mechanics daily schedule then your wife’s.
You get a college graduation invitation and thank you note from your mechanic’s child.
Your kids know enough mechanics to fix their own cars… at age 12
Every time it rains you find a new leak.
Is that clutch #4 or #5?