What’s Next in Hollywood?

Hey Dad,

My son commented on the fact that movies are taking a dark twist…citing the recent released “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.” What’s next he said…something with Winnie the Pooh. That got us thinking…and here are some block buster titles that may be coming to a theater near you…

Pooh Bear the Zombie Hunter

Nightmare on Sesame Street

Dora the Mutant Ninja Explorer

Kermit the Frog: King of the Undead Amphibians

Thomas the Demon Tank Engine

Elmo the Vampire Slayer

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Rogers

Got any to add?????

PS – Dad, remember just because a movie comes out…and becomes a smash hit doesn’t mean you have to allow your children to see it. You ‘da dad!