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Top 10 Least Romantic Valentine’s Ideas

1. Tattoo “Be My Valentine’ on your tongue

2. Front row seats at a Monster Truck Rally

3. Coupon for a free septic tank cleaning

4. Instead of having a star named after your wife…name the mole on your foot after her.

5. 49 cent tacos at Taco Bell’s – Taco Thursday

6. Draw a face on your stomach and have your belly button lip-sync Nat King Col‘s “Unforgettable” to your wife

7. A convenience store, dancing rose that plays, “You aint nothing but a hound dog”

8. Instead of a bubble bath and chocolates, a drive-thru carwash and a Snickers.

9. A perfect night of romance – Bass Pro Shop, the shooting range, and all you can eat Buffalo Wings

10. Take your wife to pick out a cemetery plot.

This Post Has 5 Comments

  1. Ok, with the exception of the all-you-can-eat Buffalo Wings, I could TOTALLY do #9 – and I’m the wife! LOL…..I might even say yes to the wings! Ha ha!

  2. Last year, my husband of 12 years gave me pepper spray. Yes, PEPPER SPRAY!!! My friend calmly asked, “Are you gonna use it on him for being so dense?” Hahahaha 🙂

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