The Familyman’s Super Bowl Viewer’s Guide

Hey Dad,

Big weekend coming up… thought I’d share the Familyman’s Super Bowl Viewer’s Guide with you.

1. If you plan to be zoned out suring the game make sure you’re super helpful in the hours proceeding the game. Let your wife get in a nap and say to her, “Is there anything I can do for you this afternoon?”

2. Be prepared for interruptions during the game and remember – the game is just a game…the one making the interruption matters more than anything.

3. No matter how loud you yell, the people on the television CAN’T hear you…but the children who are watching your example can.

4. Those scantily clothed cheerleaders may get ogled by other guys…but not by YOU.

5. Just because a Super Bowl commercial is hilariously funny doesn’t mean it’s fit to be watched by the viewing audience in your home.

6. The reason sponsors spend millions of dollars on their Super Bowl commercial is because they know it works…don’t you dare think you or your children are not susceptible to it’s message.

7. Half-time show? Forget it. Find something else to do. Do the word’s Janet Jackson mean anything to you?

8. What you do as a husband and dad is way more important and lasting that what happens in New Orleans. A week after the game no will care or remember who won. You know why? Because it doesn’t matter.

8. You ‘da dad!

Todd