Top 10 Things Not to Say on a Christmas Date
1. Here, why don’t you sit on this side of the table so I can see the TV.
2. I’d like to know what the fat grams are on what YOU just ordered.
3. Would you believe this is the same place I brought my old girl fiend on our very first date?
4. How about for fun we see how low we can keep the bill?
5. I sure hope the kids know not to play with my shotgun while we’re gone.
6. Boy, this fettuccini stuff sure gives me gas.
7. I suppose you want to talk about our ‘feelings’ or something like that now.
8. The Bulls are playing tonight so hopefully this won’t take long.
9. I guess this is as good of time as any to bring it up, but if you die, how long do you think I should wait to remarry?
10. Mind if we go Dutch?
Is one of these lil gems the reason your date wasn’t all that great the other day??
Good observation…but no. Thanks for asking.
Is “girl fiend” in number 3 an ironic typo, or a Freudian slip? 🙂