Top 10 indicators that you don’t like Christmas
1. You not only deck the halls but also the first person who wishes you a Merry Christmas!
2. You’d rather listen to Send in the Clowns than It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.
3. You develop a rash when you brush up against tinsel.
4. The visions of sugar plums have been replaced by visions of over drawn bank accounts.
5. You wish Ebenezer Scrooge was a real person so you could hang out together.
6. Your wife and kids check your heart size several times during the season.
7. You set a bear trap in front of your Christmas tree just in case the big guy stops by.
8. You respond with the word ‘Humbug’ when a someone says Merry Christmas.
9. Your license plate reads GRNCH 1
10. You try to avoid sleeping on Christmas Eve because you’re afraid you’ll be visited by three Ghosts.
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