Yacht Delivery
Imagine…
65′ custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
$4,500,000.00
Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited ‘soon to be owners’ and a small group of friends.
$500.00
Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle.
$2,500/hour
Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives just prior to ‘inking’ the final paperwork…
…PRICELESS!
What’d I tell ya, you can’t sink this thing. Can you throw me a rope?
Reminds me of Judge Smails of Caddyshack fame….only better!
This was suppose to be a three hour tour!
Anybody want to buy a boat?
Reasonably price, slight water damage.
Make offer!
Told you those ring buoys come in handy, didn’t I?
Well you don’t see that very often, and I live by the lake. Awesome!
Only rated at a 6.5, too much splash on entry!
different boats… Check the front. I smell a photoshop.
Dubai incident: http://www.snopes.com/photos/boats/badlaunch.asp
Gilligan,
Thanks for sending the SNOPES link. For those of you who don’t want to go look for yourselves…the pictures are TRUE!
See, I told you this is how they filmed “The Poseidon Adventure.”
I hate jumping over the railing to go scuba diving. This is more like it!
Did I order an out-board or an in-board motor?