Top 10 Ways to Know You Need to Lose a Little Weight.
- You’re always asked to be Santa Clause at the company Christmas party.
- Your four year old asks if you’re having a baby.
- You haven’t actually seen your shoes ON your feet in years.
- The “spare tire” around your mid-section looks like it belongs at a Monster Truck Rally.
- Your six-pack stomach has turned into a two-liter.
- When you lay out on the beach, people keep pushing you back into the water.
- Your daughter uses your belt for a hoola-hoop.
- Your sons use your underwear for a tent.
- You go jogging, and it takes ten minutes before you stop jiggling.
- The only thing you can suck in is your belly-button.
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My “precious” 16 yr old daughter when she was in GA’s about the age of 6 or 7 had a prayer request for me because I was fat and on a diet!Ahhh Out of the mouths of babes.
We have to be careful what we let our kids overhear.
Recently, I was complaining about my physique to my wife.
My 3rd grade daughter must have overheard, because when she admonished me not to eat another piece of pizza at the buffet, her rationale was so that I could stop being “a fat slob.”
I couldn’t stop laughing, but ate the piece of pizza anyway!