Top 10 Things You Hate to Hear in the Car
- Dadddd, he’s touching me!
- Dadddd, he’s looking at me!
- Dadddd, he’s breathing on me!!!
- Cool! There’s a police car behind us and its lights are flashing.
- Wait ’till I tell mom what the policeman gave us.
- Dad, Joey just threw up back here.
- Dad, are leather seats easy to patch?
- Dad, I have to go to the bathroom?
- Dad, I have to go to the bathroom REALLY bad!!!!
- Never mind, now.
You forgot….Are we there yet? Are we THERE yet? Are we there YET?
Amen! Exactly what I was thinking.
“Are we there yet?” has to at least get an honorable mention.
I was thinking, “My tummy hurts.” Then you hear the splat of chunks flying everywhere!
Can we just ask for directions?
NPR, Howard Stern, Al Franken, you get the idea…