- Use it as pillow stuffing.
- Knit the clipped hairs into a winter scarf.
- Sprinkle the clippings in the garden to keep away pesky rodents.
- Hot glue it to bald spots on your head.
- Make Chia-Pets for your relatives for Christmas.
- Replace the worn hair on your old GI Joes.
- Give them to your wife to use as fake eyelashes.
- Sell it as an “organic, 100% natural” alternative to synthetic nose hair.
- Make paint brushes for the kids.
- Grill seasoning!!

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creative mom
August 19, 2010 at 4:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
HS moms can glue them on their arms to reenact esau and jacob’s story
Chuck!
April 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hey… I resemble that remark!!!! Biblical principle applied! What about a hair SHIRT?!?
Illegal Wife
August 4, 2008 at 3:27 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Laughing at Keith!
Keith
May 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
As a hair folic challenged man, I have always threatened to grow the hair in my nose and ears really long and comb it over to cover the bald spots.
roy
May 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
hello Todd, I don’t mean to laugh, but welcome to the hairy nose and ear club. Sorry to tell you but their is no easy solution. However, if you let your wife have a pair of tweezers, lay back and let her pick them ONE BY ONE while you listen to her vent and release stress from the days, (or weeks) events. Your hairs will be gone and possibley so will her stress. She will most likley enjoy it as well.
your friend, (tireTracks)
Guest
May 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
braid it and make a hair barrete