Top 10 Signs That You Have Sickness in Your House
1. You’re wife texts you to bring home a case of Lysol on the way home from work
2. You’re house smells like the inside of a stomach
3. As you tip-toe to the bathroom in the middle of the night you step on something ‘squishy’
4. You have nowhere to throw a piece of trash because all your trash cans are being used by various members of your family
5. Just for fun you Google alternative words and phrases for ‘vomit’
6. You reach for a trashcan anytime one of your children moves suddenly…just in case
7. You can feel the germs crawling up your arms
8. You’re afraid to go to bed at night…because that’s when they always get sick
9. As your eating dinner, you think about how it will look when it’s thrown up
10. You forbid your wife from making cherry Jell-O with bananas for the reason stated in number 9.
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Ha! This is SO true! We are trying to survive through “The Crud – 2013” at my house, too. Hang in there, Spring is almost here. Yippee!
I hope you’re right!!
or my favorite…you hear kids under the age of 8 yelling, “BUCKET!”, knowing they’re not going to make it “off the carpet”.
It could be worse. I once had a child run across the house to my room while throwing up. I jumped out of bed to take her to the bathroom, not knowing there was vomit on the tile. I slipped in puke, fell in puke, and cracked my tailbone. A day and a half before Christmas.
Or you just finish cleaning up one mess at 3am when you hear the child in the next room getting sick !!