Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions We Dads Never Make

1. To cry more

2. To let our teenager daughter stay out later

3. To spend more time at Chuck E. Cheese

4. To wear the color puce more often

5. To ask directions when we’re lost

6. To watch all the versions of Pride and Prejudice

7. To use more smiley faces at the end of our emails J

8. To learn to yodel and decoupage

9. To put all our inner feelings into a poem

10. To change our hair style every month…or EVER!