Top 10 indicators that you don’t like Christmas

1. You not only deck the halls but also the first person who wishes you a Merry Christmas!

2. You’d rather listen to Send in the Clowns than It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.

3. You develop a rash when you brush up against tinsel.

4. The visions of sugar plums have been replaced by visions of over drawn bank accounts.

5. You wish Ebenezer Scrooge was a real person so you could hang out together.

6. Your wife and kids check your heart size several times during the season.

7. You set a bear trap in front of your Christmas tree just in case the big guy stops by.

8. You respond with the word  ‘Humbug’ when a someone says Merry Christmas.

9. Your license plate reads GRNCH 1

10. You  try to avoid sleeping on Christmas Eve because you’re afraid you’ll be visited by three Ghosts.