- Cats’ facial expressions.
- The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
- Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
- Fat clothes.
- Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
- The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
- Cutting your hair to make it grow.
- Eyelash curlers.
- The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
- OTHER WOMEN !!

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Dennis
October 22, 2010 at 12:56 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I don’t think you can pin Number 2 on just women. For instance, I two pairs of work shoes, black and brown. And they are the same style! Really! Two pair! Black AND Brown!
WCHutch
August 20, 2009 at 2:26 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The fact that Bruce knew that concerns me. I found that the best rule is not to pick colors, just apply them.
Bruce
March 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Add Bisque and almond to the list in #6.
Bob
March 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
True true true! You gotta learn to live with it!
Jennifer
February 17, 2009 at 10:41 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Seems in order to me!