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Jan 16 2009

THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

  1. Cats’ facial expressions.
  2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
  3. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
  4. Fat clothes.
  5. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
  6. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
  7. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
  8. Eyelash curlers.
  9. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
  10. OTHER WOMEN !!

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  1. Dennis

    I don’t think you can pin Number 2 on just women. For instance, I two pairs of work shoes, black and brown. And they are the same style! Really! Two pair! Black AND Brown!

  2. WCHutch

    The fact that Bruce knew that concerns me. I found that the best rule is not to pick colors, just apply them. ;-)

  3. Bruce

    Add Bisque and almond to the list in #6.

  4. Bob

    True true true! You gotta learn to live with it!

  5. Jennifer

    Seems in order to me! :)

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