Top 10

You’re having a bad day…

Let's make a Top 10 list together.

I'll start -

1. You know you're sunburned when you stick your head out of your car's sunroof and the car in front of you pulls over.

1. Falling through the ceiling while rummaging in the attic for the decorations.
2. Stepping in figgy pudding in a dark hall at night (Thanks, Rover)
3. Sending out 200 Christmas cards and then hearing postage rates went up two weeks before.
4. Fourthmeal at Taco Bell on Christmas Eve!

1. You’ve taught your kids to believe in the magic of amazon.com
2. You’ve Posted bad hair Christmas morning videos on YouTube
3. You make Twitter updates to relatives as gifts are opened
4. Your snow angel designs are copyrighted

We need lables for those little "issues men" face like ear top hair, those little skin growths that appear over night, and anything else you can think of.

OK, Dad, let's hear it.

You might be a red-neck dad if...

...You named MORE than one of your children Skeeter.

1. This is your captain speaking. I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but if the child out on the starboard wing belongs to anyone, would you please alert the flight attendant?
2. I’m sorry sir but you have one more child than you have tickets for.
3. Boy, Dad, you sure made a loud noise in the bathroom…and what is that smell?
4. Dad, wasn’t there an engine attached to the wing when we took off?

1. Cats’ facial expressions.
2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
3. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
4. Fat clothes.

1. Use it as pillow stuffing.
2. Knit the clipped hairs into a winter scarf.
3. Sprinkle the clippings in the garden to keep away pesky rodents.
4. Hot glue it to bald spots on your head.