Mar 13 2013
Stopped for the night in the Freak Capitol of the World – Asheville, NC. On the way we saw a billboard for Smoky Mountain Knife Works. I’m telling you for my boys it was like kids in a candy store. There must have been a million knives of every make, size, and age. Ben (19) …
Mar 12 2013
This is a test of my mobile app to see if I can post easily to my blog. Actually we’re on our way to Greenville, SC. Right now my wife is returning something at the mall and the rest of us are in our van. The consensus is Maggie is being annoying…and she is. That …
Mar 11 2013
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek“. He plays “hide-and-pray-I don’t-find-you.” Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simple replies, “Run while you still have a chance.” Bill Gates …
Mar 07 2013
1. You’re so sick of the cold you won’t even go near the refrigerator 2. Word association game: Cold – Hot Elephant – Beach Al-Qaeda – Sunshine Bacteria – Tan Stapler – Warmth 3. You wear a Speedo and sunglasses to shovel the snow from the driveway 4. You send a hate letter to Punxsutawney …
Mar 05 2013
Hey Dad, Of all the RV tools I have the absolute most valuable is being a member of Good Sam’s Roadside Assistance Program. I’m not kidding this is an incredible deal and one that has paid for itself MANY times over!!! Good Sam Roadside Assistance is a program that keeps your RV and all your family vehicles protected in …
Mar 05 2013
Hey Dad, I can’t imagine being a dad of a sick child. The heart-pain must be incredible. Right now I’m praying for Jeremiah Queen. He’s the youngest son of some friends of us. Five years ago he was diagnosed with Leukemia. He goes in today almost as I type this for a check up. If …
Mar 04 2013
Hey Dad, With spring just around the corner I thought I’d introduce a new little featurette. The hope of warmth has me thinking about hitting the open road with my family and seeing the best of what this great country has to offer. So I thought I’d share some of the best Familyman Road Trip …
Feb 28 2013
The phrase got started here… …and would sound like this if you put it in a song.
Feb 27 2013
1. You’re wife texts you to bring home a case of Lysol on the way home from work 2. You’re house smells like the inside of a stomach 3. As you tip-toe to the bathroom in the middle of the night you step on something ‘squishy’ 4. You have nowhere to throw a piece of …
Feb 26 2013
Hey Dad, Didn’t write yesterday because I was exhausted. Didn’t really sleep much the night before because Cal (6) and Maggie (9 today) were sick. I was getting smug too about how healthy we’ve been this winter. That all changed Sunday night. About 8:30pm Cal was upchucking in the toilet. Like any father I was …
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