What Women Want in a Man
Original List (age 22):
- Handsome
- Charming
- Financially successful
- A caring listener
- Witty
- In good shape
- Dresses with style
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- An imaginative, romantic lover
Marbles Matter
Hey Dad,
I’m not a math guy. I don’t do well with fractions, quadratic equations, or pi. I’m OK with counting, but that about does it.
But, here I am writing to you about math and fathering. Definitely, a Familyman first. In fact, I’ve been pondering math all week. It all started as I was tooling down the road listening to the radio.
The smooth voice on the other end explained how he was going to place a marble in a jar for every Saturday he had left of his expected life span.
You Can Learn a Lot From A Dummy!
How are things at your house? Life is pretty good at the Wilson’s. The snow has melted, the kids are healthy, and my wife and I are doing great, but that wasn’t the case a couple of weeks ago.
Marriage is like that. One week everything is fine; the next week you are on the downward hill of the roller coaster of life screaming your lungs out.
A Big Glob of Poop
Hey Dad,
I just got back from cleaning up a big glob of kid poop off the bathroom floor. (Didn’t your speech teacher tell you to start with an attention grabber?) My wife conveniently left for a meeting, leaving me with our two youngest. One slept; the other played, while I worked in my basement office. That’s when I got the call.
“I went poopy. I went poopy…” Isaac shouted. He was still new at the bathroom thing and occasionally had…uh…problems.
Caught in the WEB
Hey Dad,
Just heard about another dad who got caught in the web of INTERNET pornography (maybe that’s why they call it the world wide web). Man, I hate that! I’m not shocked or appalled…just saddened. I mean, satan knows what kind of bait to use when he goes fishing for men.
I’m sure that dad didn’t anticipate where it would lead. It began with a simple click of the mouse when no one was looking. Afterwards, he begged forgiveness from God and promised himself that it would never happen again. But it did.
Sam’s Amazing Wigglers
This toy has been around for ever, but it still wows children and adults alike. Available in a variety of neon colors. Our Wigglee is manufactured to a very high standard and will not pull apart easily. BEWARE of poor imitations!
Familyman Life Guard Dad Tee
These shirts are offered for a limited time only and will not be shipped out for about 4 weeks (because they haven't been printed yet). But they are worth the wait. Just imagine the message you give your children, wife, and the world when they see you wearing this incredible shirt. What are you waiting for???
Will The REAL Homeschooling Mom Please Stand Up!
Are you convinced that every homeschooling family except yours is great? Do you believe the lie that others are more organized, better prepared, have smarter kids, are wiser parents, and have a child in the national spelling bee?
Well, let me set the record straight...that's not the way it is!
Royalty Free Homeschooling Cartoons on CD – Vol 1, 2 & 3
Familyman Ministries has always allowed others to use our homeschooling cartoons for their newsletters, web sites, and blogs free of charge. The only inconvenience is that the cartoons had to be scanned from one of The Official Book of Homeschooling Cartoons...UNTIL NOW
Cartoon Book Special – Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3 & Vol 4
Cartoon Book Special! Buy Volumes 1,2, 3, and 4 for only $28