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Spring Projects for Dads

  1. Change the dead bulbs in the Christmas lights still hanging on the house.
  2. Go to Home Depot with your wife and desperately try to look interested in the plants.
  3. Move the snow shovel off the front porch.
  4. Gas up the mower, get the blades sharpened and teach your SON how to mow!
  5. Spread 400 lbs. of fertilizer, 200 lbs of weed killer and 100 lbs of bug killer on the yard… Then read the directions and find you should have worn a level 4 hazmat suit.
  6. Buy an old 5 iron and chip the “goodies” left by your neighbor’s dog – back into his yard.
  7. Remind your wife of that old high school Scrabble injury that acts up when you have to plant shrubs.
  8. Dig up the biggest weeds in the yard and stick them in pots to decorate the porch.
  9. Evict the squirrels from the gas grill BEFORE lighting it. Squirrel fur-scented burgers are not a family favorite.
  10. Due to planting shrubs… she didn’t buy the Scrabble injury story…

Top 10 Correspondent Brenden Bruce

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