Don’t Forget That Anniversary!

1. “Sweetheart, I wanted to get you a gift but my credit card limit was only $2,000.”
2. “I’m sorry mam, but the mugging seems to have caused a bit of amnesia.”
3. “You know, according to the Lunar Calendar our anniversary is tomorrow.”
4. “I wanted to get you the world, but I didn’t know how to gift wrap it.”
5. (Here’s a favorite from your school days) “You’re not going to believe this, but a dog ate my gift for you.”
6. “Sure, I remembered…but in the excitement of saving that baby from a burning building I left it at the office.”
7. “Anniversary…TODAY?!!! How can all the love I have for you be contained in ONE DAY???!!!”
8. “Hey, I remembered it last year, didn’t I?”

Note: None of these excuses will actually work.