Top 10 Least Romantic Valentine’s Ideas
1. Tattoo “Be My Valentine’ on your tongue
2. Front row seats at a Monster Truck Rally
3. Coupon for a free septic tank cleaning
4. Instead of having a star named after your wife…name the mole on your foot after her.
5. 49 cent tacos at Taco Bell’s – Taco Thursday
6. Draw a face on your stomach and have your belly button lip-sync Nat King Col‘s “Unforgettable” to your wife
7. A convenience store, dancing rose that plays, “You aint nothing but a hound dog”
8. Instead of a bubble bath and chocolates, a drive-thru carwash and a Snickers.
9. A perfect night of romance – Bass Pro Shop, the shooting range, and all you can eat Buffalo Wings
10. Take your wife to pick out a cemetery plot.
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Ok, with the exception of the all-you-can-eat Buffalo Wings, I could TOTALLY do #9 – and I’m the wife! LOL…..I might even say yes to the wings! Ha ha!
#2 and #9 sound fun! I guess that’s what happens if a man marries a tomboy.
So your telling me that the his and hers shavers is still a good gift. What a relief!
Last year, my husband of 12 years gave me pepper spray. Yes, PEPPER SPRAY!!! My friend calmly asked, “Are you gonna use it on him for being so dense?” Hahahaha 🙂
I’ll take a carwash and a snickers as long as we can snuggle and talk in the carwash!